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"Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath."
- Jacob Braude

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
Oscar Wilde

"Remember how "THX" meant good sound quality? Now it just means 'shitty typing skills'" - Joey aka Lord Horsecock

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstien

Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my fucking endorphins?

"There is no point tiptoeing through life only to arrive safely to death"

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
Frank Sinatra

"Computer Science is no more about computers than Astronomy is about telescopes."
-Dijkstra

"Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things"